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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

7/29/2009 10:34:00 AM

Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these people as mean and as sarcastic you could be!!
Carilyn says: I try huh.

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
Jitao is the truth lor

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
Walao dont xia suay yourself like a pussy cunt please.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Cant hear anything

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
Wrong psn. Tell your father instead, he will reward you

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums!
No link, want act sibo?

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:

1) I know you like me.
How u know? Smart siah.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!!
You think too much alr

3) Sorry, you are nice, but seriously not my type!
Machaim I want you like that

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
Eh dont appear in my dream, it will freak me out. just your face enough alr

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
You eat too full, nothing to do isit

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
Sorry you havent asked if I am available.

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
81551254. You may have it but its up to me to choose if I want to reply

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
You are too handsome that I am afraid I cant resist you whole night

4) What do you like about me?
Your backview. Dont turn around with ya face can alr tyvm

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
Cannot lah, one day I cannot lie so many times.

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
Eh you come here you come here

2) You smell like shit!
You smelt like the armpit of a guy who just came out of the gym room

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you
You are never better, since when?

4) What an ugly creature you are!
I think you forgot to bring your manners out

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
You bao si

If your ex says:

1) I still love you
Okie dokie pokie

2) I know you still love me!!
Hannorh love you. love gi lian ah ~.~

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
You go back first

4) Please call me..
I text you

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
True

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed
Lin dao eh tai ji.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
I cannot afford full price you mean?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
Okay I buy but I dont pay can?

PS: Am I sarcastic and mean enough? HAHA.

Anyway lappy's still having problems so sad, cant upload picx. However, 5A picx are all uploaded in fb alr :D Awesome guys, we're left with a mere 3 months. Lets cherish the time left for us all. You guys rocks ^^

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